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Soap opera
Ticket, please.
Thank you, Shushutto, Guguro, Manhida P, fans!
In the comments section of this show, we see that there are many fans.
Shushutto Guguro's female producer, Manhida Sonogeko, has been making headlines recently.
Do you know her?
I haven't been asked that yet, but a few hours after I was eating, I got a DM.
They asked me if I had dinner earlier.
They're watching you!
Yes, they're watching me up close.
Can I say what you were doing before?
No problem.
I haven't announced it officially, but you were a former idol.
Oh, idol.
Which team is it?
I shouldn't say it.
You shouldn't say it.
I'll get scolded.
Even for such a small job, you're called Manhida.
I'm doing my best.
Thank you.
So, this time, I'm going to give a membership to the person who is the number one Manhida Tonogiko fan.
I see.
I'm going to give a membership to the person who is the number one Manhida Tonogiko fan.
Oh, that's the second in Vercel's story.
He turns black in an instant and goes like...
And then there's Boy and me.
And then there's Newbie.
And then Feb comes out.
No one follow me!
That's Vercel's masterpiece.
Arrow and Casca get killed.
I'm pissed!
Okay, so we have gathered from all over the country. We have the fans of Manhida P.
Thank you for coming.
It's a pleasure.
I know you're here.
Hello.
Shall we go in order?
Yes.
Hayato-san, please introduce yourself.
Yes, I'm Hayato from Tokyo. I'm 38 years old. Nice to meet you.
You look younger than I expected.
I like your blade.
Where is your charming point?
Well, you said my smile is cute.
Yes, your smile is double-sided.
I think eyes are good.
I think charred eyes are good.
Isn't it a bear?
The appearance before you take it off.
The appearance before you rub it around here is good, isn't it?
Thank you.
Next, Mr. Sako.
Yes, I'm Sako.
Sako, what is Sako?
It's a name.
Oh, it's not a name called Sako?
Can I ask you something?
Can I guess one?
It's a square, right?
LOL
I'm from Kanton.
I'm from Kanton dialect, but what dialect are you from?
I'm from Kanton, you know?
It's hard to twist my tongue.
I'm sorry.
I'll do my best.
How do you do this?
Please teach me.
I'm from Saga Prefecture.
I'm a high school student.
I'm 31 years old.
Thank you.
S-a-g-a, Saga.
Ah.
S-a-g-a, Saga.
Ah.
Matsuyuki Yasukomo Saga.
Don't like it.
You don't like it?
I don't like it.
Oh, you don't?
I don't like it either, but...
Oh, we're on bad terms.
We're on bad terms.
You told me not to like it?
Yeah.
Oh, you did?
You took a day off from Saga today.
Yes, that's right.
What?!
Isn't it the busiest season right now?
Yes, it is.
Right?
Yes, it is.
I think it's the most laborious job for Japanese people in the past year.
Why did you come here on a Monday, today, in the middle of the month? Is it important for your job?
Yes, I've been thinking about something important for my job.
Van Hida P, right?
Yes.
Is it you who sent me a message saying,
«Did you eat something?»
You're too close, Nao-ben!
I don't know, but I've been flying mini-drones like this.
You're too small, Nao-ben!
I thought you were a fly, but you're a drone!
Now, for the last person, please introduce yourself.
Well, I don't know if it's introduction...
You know me, right?
I've met you many times.
What?
I know you're a fan of me.
I'm a professional entertainer.
Professional?
Well, even if you call me a professional...
No, I'm a professional.
This is a professional.
No, but we've met many times.
Is that hair the color of a sparrow's head?
No!
It's blue and yellow.
Why are you calling me a sparrow?
Killer B.
No, it's not.
I remember now.
Kinto, you remember now.
No, I don't know, but I didn't apply for it.
What?
I don't know why I was called.
Oh, I see. You don't know because you're here.
I don't know, and I thought you'd explain it somehow.
But I want to choose a person who will support Mahida Peel.
If you don't want me to go home, I'll take it all with me.
No, no.
I'm not going home.
You're like a parent and child.
Is it okay for you to be in the same position?
I wonder why we're in the same position.
Isn't it like a position where you mess with an amateur?
What? I don't know.
You're wearing a name tag.
I thought you'd know my name.
All of you are wearing name tags.
Yeah, but don't be thinner than most people.
Yeah, yeah!
I'm not thin!
I was forced to do it!
You're not confident.
No, I didn't do it!
You're scary.
So, what are you gonna do?
You don't like Mahida-p?
I like him! I thought he was really cute!
I know you do!
Since before.
We were in sync before.
Yeah, you were in sync.
Yeah, so I was the only one who hugged Mahida-san.
Yeah.
You were shaking your waist.
Yeah.
Could you play the guitar for us?
To see how it goes.
Could you hold it for a moment for fans?
This is for real.
Your ears, right? Your ears.
Ouch! It hurts!
It hurts! Every time!
It's crocodile.
It spins if you bite it.
You can't twist it!
It's death roll.
You can't death roll it!
Don't touch anything with your bare hands.
Everyone, please don't touch anything even if you are at a distance.
I'll kill you for real.
No, you're overdoing it.
You'll kill me, won't you?
I'll kill you for real.
I'll kill you with vinyl or paper so you can't breathe.
That's the best.
That's primitive.
Yes, I'll kill you primitively.
So, today, we're going to have a lot of matches between fans.
And the winner, only one person, will receive a free photo with Mangida P.
That's great!
We won't look at the time.
You two, in your own rooms, please...
Please...
Please be arrogant.
Wow!
Arrogant!
Wow!
Really?
Let's call my name.
Are you sure?
What?!
Please, please!
It's too much for me!
Are you sure?
Yes, I'm fine.
Are you sure?
Just one problem.
Okay.
Maybe you're drinking beer.
No, no, no.
You should answer that.
No, no, no.
You're drinking beer.
What do you mean by saying you like it when people are drinking beer?
What do you mean?
Don't dig too deep.
Do you think I'm a woman who only drinks beer?
Don't dig too deep.
Do you want to do a two-shot talk with BANDAI NAPIT?
Yes!
Now, let's start the first match.
Monkey Da Pee Quiz!
Yeah!
Now, you will be challenged to do a quiz about monkey da pee.
Please write down your answers on the whiteboard.
Even if you get it right, you get two points.
If you get it right...
If you like monkey da pee even if it's different, you get one point.
Oh, that's kind of you. Isn't it good?
If we think it's funny, we give you 5 points.
That's high!
It's high!
That's better than aiming for it.
So the first one is a funny answer that makes us laugh.
The second one is really correct.
And there is also a service point of mine.
Master, who do you think is worthy of mine so far?
Well, it's surprisingly the law firm, Sako.
It's not a law firm.
It's a shaky direction.
Poor thing.
Like this.
Poor thing.
Like this.
Mochikin.
It's Mochikin.
Kintama is Mochikin.
Mochikin Santaro is Mochikin.
You talk too much.
Can you say it in real life?
Kasehogue.
Raise your hands. I'm serious. One, two...
Mars.
Hey, common people, let me have that!
Oh, you're right!
It's embarrassing to raise only three comedians' hands.
You're right!
Let's lower our hands.
I can't believe it.
I'm sorry, but I can't trust you.
Whether you're serious or not.
Please write your own karma.
Karma? Write it?!
Yes. You can see it or not see it.
You want to show it, right?
Show it?
Don't you want to show it to someone you like?
It's an appeal.
If you think I'm lying, I'll show you later.
That raw Chinese chicken?
Raw Chinese chicken.
[PH] The next dish is...
Now, now, now...
So, the person who bet...
Yes.
Oh, then Shinichi-san, is it okay? Which one?
Huh? Well...
It's like this...
Ah!
I don't like that!
Isn't that...
a wrongly grown rice ball?
No, it's not!
You said you'd bet!
A lid only here?
A lid only here, right?
Cute guy, right? No.
Isn't that a lid?
A lid...
It's the same, right?
It's a little tight.
Who else wants to try?
Okay, Kosei.
Did you get a full-length haircut from the shield?
It's quite compressed.
That's about it.
It's quite small.
Okay, Shunano.
Okay, Sako.
It's like this.
It's so bad. What's going on?
It's terrible.
It's dead, so it's growing.
It's scary.
That's true.
Right?
Yeah.
My worst.
Ah, because of his painting skills.
But I don't think he's lying.
So, Ayato-san, are you ready?
Yes.
Go ahead.
He's already...
...a manga...
...Doraemon's hand.
Doraemon's hand.
Doraemon's hand when he received the Japanese sword.
You said it a little earlier.
No, I didn't.
Let's go for the first question.
How long are we going to talk about this?
The first question...
Let's go. Hurry up.
What is it?
The first question is still a zero.
That might be in the question too.
You just said it was in the question!
But it's not in the question, it's not in the question.
It's not in the question, it's not in the question.
You always get points for everything.
I'm sorry.
Always be like that, comedian.
Always be funny and always be serious.
That's right.
Okay?
That's why you're like that.
You're saying too much.
You're not good at anything.
I'm just a guest at a flat.
Say it!
You talk too much!
You'll disappear one day.
Even if you have a little problem, you'll disappear right away.
Oh my god!
Huh?
I'm so angry!
Shut up! King!
I'm pissed off!
Don't piss me off!
Okay, let's go for the first question.
Huh?!
I got it! I'm sorry!
Okay, let's decide on the point.
We have a choice.
Which one was better?
Let's do it with a sense of humor.
Do you want me to show you again?
I opened it!
Oh, I'm sorry!
Who deleted it?
Everyone.
Everyone did nothing.
Everyone got 0 points.
You should have deleted it!
0 points.
I said I'd go first, and you deleted it.
Let's go with the first question.
What is the name of the show that Monkey Ducky appeared in for the first time and its project?
Wow!
I think you'll remember if you've watched it.
Straight. Sharp. How many times?
For those who don't know, you don't have to answer.
That's right. You don't have to answer.
Each of them is very important.
If you don't know, you can answer.
I see.
Or you can answer whatever you like.
Do you remember what you did?
I do.
What is that?
What are you doing?
I want to ask you something.
What are you trying to do?
I just want to know what you're doing.
Is it okay if I ask you normally?
What do you mean by asking me with my face?
What kind of question are you thinking of?
Like this.
No, no, like this.
Your face stinks.
Why did you block it?
Not yet!
Poor guy.
Stop jumping like that.
So, have you written it down, everyone?
Yes.
Then, first of all, let's start with Hayashi-san.
Yes.
Um, sharp word and funny cooking.
Funny cooking, sharp word...ah, so it's like...
Goto?
It's goto, isn't it?
Yes.
Oh, yes. Um, sharp word and funny cooking is the title.
Yes.
Good, yes, understood.
Then, Sako-san, please.
Same, sharp word and...
Sharp word.
...fancy cooking.
Oh!
Fancy cooking.
I knew it.
Title name.
It's different, right? It's 5 but the title is different.
It's different, yes. Then, Kosei-san, please say it.
Sharp 5 and Gotoh Cookie.
Gotoh Cookie?
But, after all, Sharp 5 is confirmed, isn't it?
Isn't it amazing?
It's crazy.
Then, C.Zone, please.
Sharp 4 or 5's worthlessness was not needed?
That's not 4 and 5.
Yeah, it was.
You didn't do anything?
No, I didn't do anything.
You did! Look again.
There were many guests, but they weren't there.
Look again.
You just followed Chico and Hamada, but it was there!
Was that a sharp four?
It was, it was.
It was a hype one.
I don't want the next sharp one.
The quiz?
Yeah, the truck one. That was wrong.
You didn't do anything at all?
It's really meaningless and stupid.
It was so slippery that I couldn't speak, and my throat was tight and I couldn't speak.
But you need it.
Yes, you need it.
Do you need it?
Are there any guests you don't need?
No.
I need Harry Ulysser.
I need it too.
I'll call you again.
You'll call me again, right?
You'll definitely call me.
Next time, I'll do Harry Ulysser's thing.
No one will be happy!
Who will apply?!
I want to be with Harry Ulysser!
If you suck at it, you'll only be sitting in the center.
No, no! I don't want to be with Harry Ulysser!
Okay, young people, please choose between 5 or 4.
Let me live with 5!
You want to use it for 5?
I want to keep it safe for some reason.
If you don't earn even one point, you can only be together, right?
That's right.
No, I want to earn even one point. Even 0.5.
But...
Let's say it's a lie.
I want to earn it no matter what.
I want to earn it!
So, please erase 544...
Please make it 5.
...and put it in 5.
5!
Got it. 5.
Anyway, everyone got the answer right!
One point each!
[PH] 1 POINT EACH!
It's an idol, right?
It's an idol.
So, if you get it right again, you get 2 points.
So, there is someone who got it right!
There is?
Yes.
Who is it?
Everyone got it right.
The person who got it right is...Sako!
SAKO IS THE WINNER!
Cooking with the highest level of knowledge.
Yes, cooking with the highest level of knowledge.
But it's a D, so it's great.
You're so knowledgeable.
Mr. Sako.
Thank you.
But it's a ko, so it's red.
That's kanji.
That's not missing.
It's too red.
Yes, that's minus 0.5.
And it's a ko, so it's minus one.
So it's zero points.
Wow!
That's harsh!
What a waste!
It's a pity.
Can you completely reproduce kanji?
I think it's about time you watched all of them.
0 points for Kusako, 1 for Hayato and 1 for Kosei.
Lucky! I'll use it for real.
[PH] Q&A
Can I ask you a serious question?
Write her name in kanji, like Manhidasonogeko.
Is it okay to write it in simple kanji?
You can write it down because you're not a fan of her.
This is difficult, right? Can you write it in simple kanji?
I can't.
You can't, right? Even though you're a big fan.
I can't.
You can't, right?
What do you mean by a big fan?
Even though you're a big fan.
Hahaha.
I didn't say that!
Aren't you a fan?
I'm not a fan!
That's why you're bald, isn't it?
No, you're wrong!
You're not a fan of Seto Uchijakucho, are you?
I'm not a fan of you!
Zupaloli?
Hahaha.
Atamapaloli? Zupaloli?
Do you say Zupaloli?
Zupaloli?
[PH] Hahaha.
[PH] Khh. Khh. Khh.
So, is it okay to write it down?
Who wants to see?
Sako, you want to see?
Like this.
Man-hi-dan...
Dan is a character of a man.
Dan and da are pronounced as da.
Who else wants to see?
It's like watching a tire.
Five...four...three...two...
Kosei, you want to see?
Man-hi-da...no, it's a man.
Then, fly to the rice field.
It's a little different, isn't it?
It's different.
So it's a manga that flies to the sky.
What about you, Hayato?
Me?
Oh, it's different.
It's a manga manga group, and that
It's so-ne-no-so, it's gal-son-no-so
That's So Maozi.
So Maozi?
Yes, it's So Maozi.
You don't say it like that, do you?
I don't say it like that.
It's Seo Maozi.
So Shinichi-san?
I'm feeling too good right now.
Excuse me.
Manhida: That picture is...
I'm not sure if it's right or not...
Ah, that's amazing!
Wow!
I like it too much and my heart is overflowing.
Is it okay?
Manhida... Manhida that...
Mommy... Mommy... Mommy... Mommy...
Oh, you're writing it in Katakana!
That's... M... M... Manhee... Hee... Hee... not that.
There's something called ``hee.''
Hee...hee.
Is that the word Cravel?
Cravel... Cravel...
Manhida: That picture...
Manhida Hihi...
Feelings... yes.
I like skiing.
I see. Thank you.
As for this man...
He's a manga man.
First, Sato Hayashi.
You're wrong.
Oh, I'm sorry you two.
The manga is wrong.
It's a shame.
So it's not allowed?
And Manhida's fire is flying.
Flying!
Flying, wonderful.
Hodeshita's sono gecko.
Sono, enno sono desu.
That's it!
Sako-san is closest.
Hayashi-san, you're out.
Sako-san is the only one with a chance.
Manhida's dan!
Dan.
No.
No!
What?!
Oh, it's wrong.
In the middle of it, it said...
It said Tan, right?
It said Tan.
Oh, I see!
So that means...
Unfortunately, you guys are wrong!
You're being too strict!
Give us at least one point!
You say you're fans and gather like Goliaths, and say the wrong name...
I think it's really unpleasant for you, Mahita-chan.
It really is unpleasant.
You all get minus one point each.
This is a big minus.
How many points did you each get?
I got zero.
Zero?
Zero.
And you, Hayashi?
Zero.
And you, Sako?
Minus one.
You were minus one from the beginning?
No, it went from zero to minus one.
Okay, you have plus one from your minus one, then.
What's the meaning of this!?
This calculation is hard to understand. What's with the minus one?
What's it mean?
Does minus times minus mean something?
Right, right.
One, one is one. Two, two is two.
Two forward is forward is forward is forward.
Two forward is forward is forward.
What are you doing?
2x1 is 1, 2x2 is 2, 3x3 is 3, 5x5 is 25...
The front is front.
The front is front?
The front is front.
It's plus 1.
Congratulations.
Why?
Then, hurry up and delete it.
Seriously, delete it.
I'm sorry.
Third question!
Let's go!
I'm sorry!
We did two questions but...
Nobody has added any interesting points yet.
Earlier, Shinichi-san said about hard-core, right?
Yes, yes.
It's a little cold, right?
Ah, it's a little cold.
Minus one point!
Wait a minute!
This is bad!
Don't say unnecessary things!
What was the score now?
Now it's minus 2.
It's minus 2 now. It's jumping so it's in front of you. It's plus 2 now.
Plus 2!
How can it be like that?!
It's minus so it's in front of you?!
What's going on?!
Now, let's move on to the next question.
Let's be serious this time, everyone.
I'll say what I want you to say.
Now, in the quiz called,
what did Cookie answer?
This is hard, too...
The point is, there was an Arapon quiz.
There was!
And Arapon would put a name tag on his mind up.
And we would guess what it was.
If it was Arapon, it would be a face.
And I would write my answer.
Whaaat?!
But this is...
a place where you can get interesting points.
Yeah, it's fine if you don't get them.
Yeah, I think it's fine.
If you guess it wrong and do it wrong, it's not fun.
Yeah.
Okay, the person who wrote it is...
Okay, then Sako.
Tanhida.
Oh! Sumi and Hida and Tanhida.
Tanhida.
That's great.
Okay, the others...
Uh, Kono.
Okay.
Kakitare.
That's the worst thing you've said.
You were saying something, coming to think of it.
I was watching while thinking, that's good.
That's true. It's a good thing.
Hayato, did you get it?
Yes.
Okay, let's go.
Kawaiiko-chan.
I'm happy to hear that. Thank you.
Okay, Shin-chan.
Yes.
By the way, your water color V is longer than that.
What do you mean?
Your water color V is too long for me to answer.
Was it long?
Yes. Are you that into Arapon?
No, I'm into cookies.
Are you that into cookies?
It's not like you can't get hooked on it.
Yeah.
It's like a weird thing.
Yeah.
Or more like a weird thing.
Like, you think it's a weird thing.
It's not like funny comedy or talking is fun.
You think it's a weird thing.
Is that so?
There were times when I was making weird faces.
Yeah, yeah. But it didn't make me angry.
Is that so?
You think it's a weird thing?
Yeah.
There were times when you looked like you were really mad.
Oh, no!
I was mad at Ara.
At a weird thing?
Tsuboko.
It's complicated. I'm doing Hyoutan.
Of course it's complicated.
Good answer.
But it's a good answer.
Thank you!
How is it, Shichiro? How are his points?
Well, it's not like that.
It's a common cutting method.
You went after it, didn't you?
I know!
You went after it and you say you have 5 points!
It's kind of cunning.
And it's a little bit of a rough cut.
Yes, it's rough.
He didn't cut it with a machete.
Right.
It'll take some time, so think about it.
It's tough!
It's old-fashioned.
But it's getting harder and harder.
It's okay. We're already crazy.
Oh...
Is it okay?
It's okay.
Is it okay for me to write that name?
Of course.
Oh, judge, please stop.
No, I want to make it a desk.
If you do it like this, it will go down, so it's easy to write like this.
Is that not allowed?
Are you wearing two shoes?
Are you wearing two shoes as a ballerina?
I'm not wearing them. I'm sorry.
Are you ready, Hashimi-san? Please go ahead.
Futo Ramen Kid.
What is that?
It's too heavy.
What is futo?
What is futo ramen?
Thicker ramen.
Thicker?
Thicker, I mean more!
Thicker ramen. Thicker ramen? You made it? Yes, I made it.
It won't pass my throat either. It's really thick. It's really thick.
Time is passing like a school trip. It's a school trip.
It's heavy. It's heavy, it's heavy. It's quite heavy. It's heavy, it's heavy.
It's enough. It doesn't need to be run, manager.
It's like Eddie Murphy's F**king Special.
This is a fat ramen kid, isn't it, Eddy-san?
Hahaha, no.
No?!
You were laughing like a giant rolling stone just now.
Since the ramen kid is weak, just leave out the fat and write only the bottom.
Oh, I should change it like that?
Yes, I'll proceed with this quiz in the meantime.
Why?!
Why am I the only one doing the third question?
But it's a chance.
It's a chance for us to get points.
I understand.
Anyway, Kousei-san, Sakko-san, Hayato-san...
The correct answer is...
The correct answer is... Sakko-san.
Great job.
Whaaaat?!
Yes.
Tanhida!
That's exactly right, Tanhida. You remember it well.
Sakko-san is so thorough!
She is.
Now, Manita-chan, do you have a favorite answer?
I'm happy with Kawaii Ko-chan.
Kawaii Ko-chan?
Ah, I don't approve of it.
Ahaha!
It's not like you can just give it up, right?
It's not like you can just give it up. Why are you happy with Kawaii Ko-chan?
What's with you two?
But if you keep writing like that, it'll be a good sentence.
Yes, it will.
I'm sorry.
Now, everyone, let's move on to the next question.
Shinichi-san seems to have done it in the meantime.
Yes, I did.
Futo. Futo. Something.
The word Futo is a good word.
Yes, yes.
I think it will be interesting no matter what you put in it.
Then, Shinichi-chan, let's go.
Futo. Something. Please go ahead.
Yes. Futo. An airfield spike pit.
That's good.
It's not good!
Where is it?!
You're fat from everything.
You often say that, don't you?
Yeah.
Everything else was fine.
Right.
If it's not that...
Let me tell you something.
Sure.
Let me.
I'll show you what an MC is like.
Sure.
I've been an MC on a lot of shows.
Right.
You've been an MC, haven't you?
What?
You should've warned me.
I'm a low-level person.
Low-level...
I'm an A-class person.
I'm SD Gundam.
SD Gundam?!
SD Gundam.
Musha Gundam.
Musha Gundam?!
Okay, say it.
Okay.
My name is...
Futo Shonben.
This!
Boom!
Thick Shonben!
This!
Thick, I said, Thick Shonben!
This!
Hey, you're cheating!
Why?
No, Thick Shonben...
Thick Shonben!
Don't be so surprised, you'll answer it.
Thick Shonben!
This!
This is it!
This!
How many Shonben do you eat a year?
I don't say that.
A year!
No, you do say it all the time!
This, this, today, this year's second!
Liar!
Umma, umma, umma.
You get five points.
Five points.
Top of the stand.
If you suck, you'll get a two-shot talk.
EASY QUIZ
I think this is an easy quiz.
Yes.
Do you remember?
Yes.
What was the impersonation that Manhida P. showed?
Oh, this is easy.
This is easy.
I remember it clearly.
You did it!
And you had to tell me where and where exactly.
That was a new position for you, right?
I was doing that!
That was good.
I still remember it.
How about this, Master?
If you were in a team...
You probably remember this.
How much would you pay?
Well...
100,000 yen.
You're seriously telling me the answer.
That's crazy.
You're telling me the answer without joking.
What is it?
I was an idol before.
But it's scary to get a point and get a gun.
Are you serious?
No, I'm not. Try saying it.
What are you giving me?
I pay 180,000 yen every month and do the accounting.
That's more realistic.
I only give 180,000 yen as a credit card.
180,000 yen every month.
It's realistic.
What's with giving you a credit card?
You're making me sick.
What are you doing?
What was that?
You're not making excuses, are you?
For free.
For free?
So, who do you like more, men or women?
You've been together for a long time.
Who do you like more for work?
Both of you.
It's from Zacoche.
Kind?
Thank you.
You never answer to me.
You're in a bad mood.
You look like an entertainer.
You're not cool.
I'm getting numb.
Zacoche is getting numb.
Okay, everyone, let's go with Hive.
Dacos' poem.
Ah, I've done it before.
That's an impersonation. Okay, Saco.
Okubo Park's Tachimbo.
There was an Okubo Park's Tachimbo.
Koushi.
Okubo Park's Tachimbo.
Okay, Shinchi.
A woman who doesn't wait for the service area.
Well...
The correct answer is Kousei and Sako. Congratulations.
Hayato, unfortunately, you get 0 points.
And now, Shinichi, you're up to the service area.
I'm up to the service area.
You're a woman.
Yes, I am.
That's great.
Yes.
You know, women don't fall straight down like this, right?
Yes, that's right.
They do it like this.
Yes, of course.
Yes, it happens.
They do it like this and then like this slowly.
Yes, it happens.
Once. He has time until he gets excited.
Once. It's like bird's wings.
Bird's wings?
Birds spread out when they fly, right?
And when they go low, they fold, right?
Yes.
This is like a shonbe.
They open and then fold.
It's like a bird.
It's a fast bird theory.
Yes. It's an imitation of it.
So, it's a shonbe pattern where girls don't wait for the service to come in.
I like it. I laughed at it.
As someone who has a lot of negative and positive thoughts...
Oh, that one!
Because you were doing it.
Yes, yes.
I see.
I was wearing a hood, too.
I thought about it, but I thought you might say it, so I said it first, but I thought you wouldn't agree with me.
What did you think of it? Hood...
Hood...
Womanhood...
Tension, you mean?
Womanhood... Yes, womanhood...
Tension.
Oh, that one.
I thought it was hood service area.
That one.
Unfortunately.
Thank you.
What?!
That's hood service area.
That's a thick service area.
Thick service area?
Thick service area.
Where is it? Ebina? Which one?
Ebina's other side of Nikomuko.
Ebina's other side of Nikomuko?
What was it again?
That's a thick service area.
NEXT QUIZ
Here's the next question.
You held back and said,
I liked your makeup.
What was the reason?
I heard your makeup was great.
The reason is...
Oh.
By the way, your makeup looks great today, too.
Thank you.
It's beautiful.
You always look good, don't you?
Yeah.
That's gross. What's with you?
You've been chosen a little bit.
Oh, my!
You're trying to go.
You're already looking like a woman.
You're trying to go.
Oh, my!
That was...
Can you say that now?
That's gross.
You're always good, but can you say it now?
You tried to be popular, didn't you?
Vegetable crystal!
Hayato, you go first.
Because it's highlander.
Wow, because it's highlander.
Sako?
Highlander, too.
Oh, I see!
Kosei?
Highlander, too.
Oh, I see!
Wow, amazing.
I'm sorry!
I've never seen that before.
It says everyone is highlander.
Shinichi?
Girl's Day is over.
Wow, if you say it correctly...
Highlanders.
That's not fair. That's not fair.
Oh, it's a little different?
It's a little different.
It's different?
I thought it was over.
I thought it was Highlander.
Oh, I see. I was saying that.
Do you want a new first chance?
Can I have it?
Then please erase it once.
Please write something else. Write answers that make us laugh.
Please count. Go ahead.
Yes.
Five seconds. Five... four... three... two... one...
Now, Mr. Choshin, go ahead!
Fat Rambi.
It's not now, is it? Fat Rambi...
Yes, yes, yes. Wait a minute. I don't know.
No, I don't know, but...
Like, now...
Everything except for fat is OK.
Yes.
This time, except for fat?
Yes, except for fat.
As usual, I'm not going to put it in front of you.
I wish it was fire thick.
Fire thick.
I wish it was fire thick.
I'm a little bit...
What?
That's why I said it.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
What?
Please let me go.
What?
I don't get it very much.
I'll give you this, so please put it away.
You're giving me this?
Please take it.
You're giving me this?
Please take this book.
Has anyone used it?
Yes, I have.
I'll check it.
Whose book is it?
I'm sorry.
Wait a minute...
What...
Yes?
What?
Isn't this a mess of underwear?
You are so wrong!
What?
You said matcha matcha and green tea, but you said green tea!
Why red?
Hair, right?
Five points!
All right!
All right! I caught up!
You are funny!
I caught up! I caught up!
Good! Good!
Well, the buzz quiz is over!
All right!
Let's review the points now!
Yes!
Hayato is...
One point!
Hayato is the last one to get points.
One point!
4 points for Kousei, 2 points for Kousei, and 8 points for Shinichi.
That's a lot of points! Wow!
And then 5 points for Zakosuto.
Zakosuto is really good.
ZAKOSUTO VS SHINICHI
And now we have the next match between Manhida P and Kaimei Ogeko!
Kaimei Ogeko.
Her name is Manhida P and Manhida Ogeko, but she's not really known for her appearance.
I can't calculate my income.
You're planning to?
I am.
You're still planning?
I want you to come up with a name for me.
If you like it, I'll give you 1 point each.
If you don't like it, I'll give you 5 points.
Please give me your answer!
Please think about it!
What kind of name is cute, pretty, cool, and all has a long palm?
There are many names, right?
Yes, but I like hiragana.
Oh, you like hiragana.
Yes.
I'll give you a question. What do you like about hiragana?
Po.
Po! Po!
Everyone, it seems like Maida P likes po.
Yes.
The one you put your po on.
What?!
It's ko, not po.
Po. I like po, too.
Don't girls like po?
Po.
The one you put a circle on.
Are you done?
Yes, I'm done.
Then, if you're done...
Oh, then let's go with Kosei. Go ahead.
Right now, it's a bit popular.
Yes.
Man Nakamura.
Like Man Nakamura, right?
Sounds good. Man Nakamura.
Man Hida's Man. That's good. How is it?
Okay, one point!
Good.
You're leaving me Man.
It's scary, Man.
It's like, you can be Man, too.
Man Nakamura is good.
Okay, Sako.
I just met the person who won the competition I was hosting the other day. She's a Japanese woman.
Oh, that's good.
She's a woman all over Japan.
She's a woman for everyone.
Are you happy about it?
Yes, I'm happy.
One point!
Now, oh, Hayao-san said it. Okay, Hayao-san, let's go.
Okay, well, I like hiragana and I want to express a cute image and...
Dappi.
That's really good.
Dappi?
Five points!
Dappi? What's with you all of a sudden?
Dappi? Dappi? Dappi?
But it's a good thing.
It's good.
Okay, Shinichi-san, go ahead.
I like the word ho.
Manhida Hojorigo Sonogeko.
Hojorigo Nogueira.
That's a good one.
Manhida Hojorigo...
Ho is good.
...Sonogeko.
Sonogeko.
That's good. How is it?
Well, well, well...
People who don't know martial arts would have no idea.
That's right.
If you bring that up...
And Nogueira, you have a bump on your back...
No good.
It's not Nogueira, but...
No good!
It's Nonokawa-san.
I'm a little nervous.
Okay, Sabo.
I think you're now friends with Cookie.
But you were caught by him for the second time.
No...
How is it?
No.
It's minus, right?
You get minus one point.
Is it in your test?
Yes, it is.
Is it in your test?
No, you can't.
I was trying to weaken you.
I was going to make you drunk.
Okay, let's go.
Okay, Atsuha.
Okay.
Well...
Looking at you, I first thought of...
...shiny eyes.
Ah!
Wait, five points!
Oh, no!
Oh, no! Hayato's strong!
Oh, no, Atsuha!
Oh, no!
What's with shiny eyes?
Oh, no! Hayato, oh, no!
I'm aiming for it!
Huh?
I've got a new position.
Oh, yeah. New position.
Inside, chest.
Chest? What does chest mean?
Dream...dreams come true?
Dreams come true in school?
What do you mean school dreams?
What do you mean?
I was wondering if it was okay or erotic.
You said school dreams are just jokes, right?
I've been doing jokes all the time!
This show...
I didn't mean it like that.
I didn't say any jokes!
But I made it work!
I thought it was like this!
I'm not doing any jokes.
I only do jokes!
I'm doing a variety show in the middle of Reiwa.
Where?! The ad was paused!
It's like this.
Where is Reima's middle part?
He's cutting through the storm of complaints and is in the middle of Reima.
Where?! Where?!
Where?! Just say the number of views and no commercial.
What a waste! What are you doing?!
You're saying too much.
I'm not saying too much.
I'll be back in a sec.
A sec? I'm doing a blood-sweat-and-bomb!
You'll cry.
I'll cry as many times as you want!
It's funny.
What?
I wanted to do funny things only.
Funny things only...
I wanted to do things that people would say and everyone would be attracted to.
I can't say I like it.
It's a variety show, but I can't say I like it.
The era is...
I think it's really popular now, so me and the Zaco CEO...
If you think of it as a show where you can only do interesting things that have nothing to do with it...
But most of the channels don't make much money...
Anyone is welcome!
Please be a sponsor!
Hey, you!
How dare you do this!
Crying and collecting sponsors!
Every time I'm told I'm going to die of laziness again.
Does it make sense to do it?
I woke up.
I'm sorry, I felt like I was in this direction.
Let's aim for market monetization from this time.
Let's make no money.
Let's do it.
No jokes, please.
Thank you, CG!
I'm awake now!
I like you.
Hayato san, please say something.
Looking at your outfit today, I think you're a heart-shaped guy.
How lame!
That's ridiculous!
Only for today!
Is that not allowed?
Of course not! It might be different tomorrow!
But this is not our point year, but...
How is it?
Huh, I'm not really hooked.
Oh, you're not hooked.
It's a little weird to say fingers, but it's a doteinbo shape.
Oh, if it was hard here, it would be cool.
Red, red, no red, no dark red.
Dark red, dark red, dark red, dark red, dark red.
Dark red, dark red, dark red.
Okay, Kousei-san.
Um...she's very pretty and seems like an actress, so...
Nakamura Man.
Nakamura Man...is that a nickname?
No.
No? Then why do you keep saying Man and Nakamura?
No.
You're only doing Man.
Nakamura An-san.
Oh, so Nakamura An is Nakamura Man.
Oh, I see.
I see, I see.
But you're not a high-man's Man, right?
No, I'm not.
You're a high-man's...ah, really, An...I'm sorry.
Ah, I'm sorry, An.
Stop it already, you're not allowed to say Man.
Do you want to draw both manga and manga?
I want to draw manga.
Your work is not profitable. Are you working now?
Yes, I'm running a company.
What?
I'm running a company.
Are you running a company?
Yes.
Are you the president?
Yes, I am.
What?
I'm sorry for asking such a detailed question, but how much is your annual income?
My annual income is...
It's related to cows and horses, but it's about four billion yen.
Please draw anything.
Hey! You found gold vein!
No, you're...
No, you're a good-looking guy from the beginning.
No way! You're a liar!
You're good-looking and you have good taste.
Where is it?!
You should get hit too.
Hey!
You should get hit for your entertainment business.
No way!
You're already in the top 10. You have money.
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
What is it?
No, no... But you don't have many points.
The points are 280 coins.
What?!
You're first.
I can't talk about it! I can't keep up!
You can't?
I can't keep up with anything!
You can't keep up with anything!
Take this out.
Should we do it just in case?
No, normally...
I'll keep it short.
Thank you.
Amatsuka Egao-chan.
Amatsuka...
That's so cute.
Amatsuka was in a DVD.
She was, but I didn't link it.
You didn't link it?
I didn't.
If you did, it'd be a really funny name.
It'd be really funny.
I'm like, cute?
You're really a pervert.
Isn't it obvious?
Kosei is already like that.
Kosei!
Wait a minute, it's money!
It's money!
If it's for money,
I'll give you anything you want!
It's that kind of era!
You still do it?
Oh, no!
It's over!
Red is over!
I'm done!
[PH] Point game
In point game,
Shinichikkun 8 points,
Sakao 2 points,
Minus was big.
Kayotsu 11 points.
He considered.
Konishi-san, 284 points.
You're winning.
You're overwhelming.
You're definitely winning.
And so, the winner is...
Konishi-san!
Stop it!
You're crazy!
And so, Hayato-san, it's a shame.
You didn't make it.
The result is second place.
It was close. The match was exciting, but it was pretty close.
It was impossible to win. I think it was a little minus.
Chiza, unfortunately, is third place.
Yes.
You don't feel good about it?
No, I'm not upset. I just can't finish it.
But it's my last chance. I want to shake hands and end it.
With your girlfriend?
Well, that's fine.
I'm not saying it's free.
Oh, sorry.
Huh?
I won't say it's free. Please shake hands and let me finish.
Sure.
I always feel bad for you, so I wanted to give you at least one.
Oh, sure. Here you go.
Since we're here, let me get your allowance.
Okay.
I'm always a big fan of you.
You're giving me money right away?
I want you to do your best.
Ouch!
Ha ha ha!
Shh! It's too loud! Shh!
Ouch! Shh!
You idiot with a kiss!
A bottle of water! A bottle of water!
Kinoshita!
Who's Kinoshita?!
Kinoshita!
You caught it with your money and you grabbed it by the ass, you bastard!
I know...
I don't know if you can see it from the camera, but you pushed it against your ass and grabbed it.
I saw it.
Damn it!
You're always fighting with Kousei.
You two...
That's why you're not with Kousei right now.
You're licking it, right?
That's right.
You're disgusting!
Watch out!
Don't do it again!
Don't do it again! Don't come back again!
You're not doing it.
Come on.
No way.
Kill me!
Ouch!
You're making me mad!
You can't forgive me for my sexuality!
You're making me mad!
So, Kosei won.
Shinichi, let's do a two-shot.
I'm not cool enough yet.
I'm sorry.
Do you want to do it until the end?
I'm a little old and I'll break up with you, but let's do it slowly.
It's hard.
[PH] The second round.
Come on!
Come on! Come on! Come on!
Max payment is 10 million yen!
Really?!
My mom taught me that I should never complain about being poor.
I've never seen it.
I've grown up like that.
Can I say something?
Ehhhhh!
What's that?
What is this?
Penny, penny, tama, tama, penny, tama, tama!
What?!
Give me a second!
What are you doing?
My precious memories will disappear.
Memories with Miyasako?
No way. I hate Miyasako.
Stop it.
I don't have any memories with Miyasako.
Miyasako's hair is natural.
It's natural.
It looks good, doesn't it?
It looks good.
Money?
It's not money.
Love?
Money and love are opposites.
Really?
Did you have money when you got married?
I didn't.
You had a lot of money.
But you got married.
Money and love are opposites.
But what if you're being flattered by many things in front of you and you're not talking to them?
It's a special pattern.
Special?
If you notice love, you'll realize you're rich.
Oh, I see.
But Kosei, you're here today because you think it's okay for Manhida to be flattered by many things, right?
I think so.
It's really good!
Yeah. Well, play the guitar today!
Why did you bring it?!
I thought I'd play it.
Well, play it now. Play a good melody.
Oh, it's true. It's a good atmosphere.
Yeah, it's a good atmosphere.
Why did you bring it and not use it?
That's right. It's a big one.
It was a tool for hitting.
Oh, I see.
Did you see his face when he was hit?
How was it?
It was like this.
It stinks!
What?
Where does it smell?
Does it smell?
Where does it smell?
It stinks!
What smells?
It smells like young Inaho.
Young Inaho?
The one from last spring, when frogs were born.
The freshly grown Inaho.
Yes, the freshly grown Inaho.
Is it stinky?
It's stinky.
It's definitely stinky.
Is it stinky?
It's stinky.
Can I really play it?
Yes, you can.
Why?
Why is that?
Why is that!?
You're weird.